I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Why do I love Florida? Because I just quit my job because it's too pretty a day to go to work and I'm going to the beach to eat seafood and drink beer.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
Just jacked in the family restroom in the hospital while eating beef jerky and looking at reddit gone wild.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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