hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
on todays agenda: meeting with a life coach then going to the dollar store to buy batteries for my vibrator. clearly im still unemployed.
I would like to apologize for asking to take advantage of you, wishing you a horny Hanukkah and whatever "abd ethw prnym to mzbe yur penis cna be friends" means.
The last thing I want is a chocolate mold of my cock competing with my real cock for time spent in your mouth
Apparently unused tampons can also double as things to bite down on during public sex to prevent screaming...
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I mean, you have to swipe right on someone you had sex with last week though, right?
Randomize
