Apparently I look legit enough, cause the 3 bums next to me just got kicked awake by cops, and I was allowed to stay sitting here. That's a plus, right?
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
He was going down on me and raised up for a minute, slipped and punched me in the face. My lady boner left immediately.
this is not real life
it never is. after midnight never counts.
The chick working the drive through at BK on New Years stuck her head out the window and told me there were no line ups for the bathrooms inside so i should go in there. I just kept squatting and peeing and told her it would prob help business.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
What does puking wasabi feel like?
Like snorting cocaine backwards.
i rearranged my furniture so i could masturbate in the sun. how's that for spring cleaning?
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
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