chick im bringing home just asked our cab driver if she could do a line off his turban. i think im in love - or trouble.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I might attempt to pee into a cup while driving. I'll let you know how it goes.
He's gonna do me a solid for doing her a solid. It's like pay it foward. But with sex.
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
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