but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
my mom just asked me why she found a half-eaten burrito in the hamper
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Just saw out breathalyzer tubes from last night on the side of the road. Glad the cop let us know that they are biodegradable
youre just mad because i have donuts and im beautiful
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I'm trying to arrange "Flawless" to come on as soon as I get up to leave the room after my thesis defense. Bow down bitches indeed.
I want falafel more than sex right now. That's really saying something for me...
Sex in a tree, bucket list CHECK!
The night got way more interesting after Jimmy started doing summersaults in front of the bar.
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