I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
I woke up while eating peanut butter from a jar. I don't think I should be social today.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
So I just went to clothing optional bar
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
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