thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
dude, I'm passing out in the fifth floor janitors closet. Let me know when the rooms opened back up
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
i was talking to them for like 5 mins and they were like HEY LETS GET A PICTURE and tequila said it was good idea
People have been asking me if I'm going to the reunion lately. It occurs to me that everyone wants me there to feel that much better about themselves.
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
Can we talk about how she only slept with you because you remind her of a member of a K-pop group?
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
Her handjob consisted of slapping me in the balls. I am never hooking up with her ever again ever.
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
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