So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
one might say we're banned from that church
note to self: Never ask your girlfriend to have a 3some with your ex...
i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Invite that kid who wants to become a priest. I WANT ON.
I just threw up vodka and hot dogs in a handicapped stall with someone in it who couldn't make me leave because he couldn't walk.
Her mom is a nurse who got called in to declare someone dead. Just got wing manned by a corpse.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
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