it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
i left him drunk and in the fetal postion in the shower.
was the water running?
yeah but he said he knows how to swim
Dude, she's just using you for your money, and Cavs tickets.
Honestly, what else do I have going for me?
You make a valid point.
Okay I've seen like three girls walking around crying today. Weird?
everyone's regretting their thursdays.
I am so getting Plan B when we get home. Not getting knocked up by a dude with a hair piece.
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
Tried to land my foot on his shoulder and kicked him in the face. Then I fell into a homeless man's bike and posed with a buffalo head. How was your night?
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
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