I think i sorta joined a cult last night
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
ride him like a prized pony all the way to orgasm town.
I just shotgunned a beer alone in the bathroom...what do you expect from me
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
I think my body knows it's dying and is just shutting down
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
day drinking didnt prepare me for this..
Randomize
