i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Housing came buy and confiscated our shopping cart :(
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I was tripping balls on the bathroom floor and his dog walked in. The lights in his bathroom have motion sensors, so I thought his labrador retriever was Jesus.
My building was evacuated who wants to quake and bake
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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