i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He kissed my hand AND my forehead. I don't think this virginity business is for heartless whores like us.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
I'm gonna give the beer pong table a viking pyre funeral at the bon fire.
I made out with my former step mother's best friend. Only knew the connection when they both showed up together at the bar.
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
Something in me snapped and now I’m just googling famous vegans.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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