do you know mcdonalds refuses to give out large cups of water now? you have to buy a bottle or they give you a small cup. No exceptions.
RUDE.
I said FINE, then I'd like 7 small waters and 2 of those nifty carrying cases to carry about my h2o.
outsmarted mickey deeeees
i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm keeping track of how many times I've said "Shhh, act like you're not naked." in my life. So far, 3 times.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I'm 99% sure I just flashed my dad with my vagina. So that's the new low now.
the only decorations on the Christmas tree were twinkle lights, condoms, and empty natty cans. I do love a classy holiday party
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
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