i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
I just found glitter on my vibrator... whatever we're doing has to stop
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
i could totally date him if i was just drunk the whole relationship
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I have straight up perfected the art of amazing manicures with shaky-as-fuck adderall hands. Also, I'm way too proud of this.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
Naked. Naked is my favorite color.
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
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