It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
We were hooking up, both of us naked. She starts putting her clothes back on and says, "I have to go to the bathroom." I reply, "No you don't, you're leaving." Without hesitation she looks at me and says, "Yeah."
just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I wish there was a lawn mower version of Roomba so I could just drink and cheer it on from the stoop.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I just found out that there's a bar that has happy hour at 12 pm. It's like the universe doesn't want me to be sober
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