well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
Threesomes are so awesome. You even have company on your walk of shame :)
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
My piss changed color midstream. Think that means I have a 50/50 chance of passing the test?
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
I thought he was having it in Athens. Alright. Have fun. Please save my dignity and refrain from talking about my boobs and sexual "abilities". If I have any. I just feel like they are going to ask. Repeat after me. And repeat it 5 more times. This is going to be the phrase you're going to rely on tonight: "I can neither deny or confirm such actions."
I'm about 95% it's a collapsed lung. Go big right?
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
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