so i know my style isnt the best ever but u should have told me i was wearing two different shoes
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
Hey, can you come over and kill me real quick
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I'm still, like... really stoked about not having any STDs
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
Randomize
