i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
He told me that I smelled like a Glade Plug-in, then sang the Menard's jingle in it's entirety in between kissing me.
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
I would never blame a unicorn for anything.....how dare you
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