I'm watching harry potter...good thing I already know I'm gay
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
if i dont get laid while im dressed as Tim Tebow, i'm just staying true to the costume.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
Think I just subconsciously wanted a cigarette and started sleep walking to Carl's.. Didn't realize what I was doing until I found myself in an elevator.
My night started to turn around the time I started calling her a "raggedy cunt".
Somehow she got that I meant it as a term of endearment.
Last night dinner was cinnamon buns and whiskey. At least tonight I had a fajita with my cookies and tequila. I may be a little stressed about these end of semester tests.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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