I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
I miss him.. What the hell did I get myself in to? I guess it will get better with time.
No. Just liquor. Time's no good.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Did you know that if you hit someone in the head with a frozen loaf of bread you can knock them unconscious?
No The bastards made me buy a new one, They don't cover water damage an apparently they consider salsa water damage
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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