he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i can't believe i had my finger in that
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
walking in back of a girl wearing booty shorts, a halter and a bracelet that says trainwreck. I don't get it. The first day of nice weather and all the whores come out, are they like hibernating bears or something?
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
You asked him for a membership to him and his dick.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I think drinking White Russians at half past four in the afternoon is perfectly acceptable. I'd bought a LOT of milk and cream that needs to be used up. Resourceful, check, fuckable, check. You have a great girlfriend here pal.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
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