Too bad my picture didn't come thru. It was one of me naked riding a unicorn with a wizard hat and a magic staff. And the unicorn had wings. And me too.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
i have my graded calc test (94%) sitting on my empty case of beer next to my desk. this is me winning at college.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Got a personal ride from safe ride. I was crying so hard. The driver said think of something happy and I said Disney. In which I sang him Aladdin. So I got home ok
Tried to steal a keytar from my hook up's house.
I've gotta stop getting kicked out of bars for fighting with people over the accuracy of the Harry Potter movie.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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