she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
I'm not making any promises. But if I start throwing food at you, just go with it.
Went to the wedding reception, and he left with ALL of the brides maids phone numbers. I don't know how he does it either.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
If I get one more "oh yaaaaa he changed your oil" texts, I'm gonna lose my shit
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You were trust falling into bushes
After round two, I told him he deserves an award. He bowed and did a princess wave WHILE his dick was still inside me.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
