he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i'm sick of coming in second next to bourbon.
Just puked up hair, tacos and vodka. Hello Memorial Day weekend.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
You kept insisting you found queso that's better than oral sex
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
She is still drunk from the night before, sitting here eating KFC mashed potatoes and drinking Arbor Mist before Anatomy lab.
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
Randomize
