so that wasnt chicken after all
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Walked into a bathroom stall to pop an addy for my three back-to-back finals today. Felt like Clark Kent walking into a phonebooth.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
The blonde cop looked at my license and told me I better have be home when her shift ends
I hate you
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