Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Even if they did assume we were doing kinky shit, it's not like they're gonna be like, "HALT SATAN! INTAKE SOME JESUS AND VOMIT YOUR SINS!"
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
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