is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Do you think they'll have a special part during the BET awards for Michael Jackson even though he turned white?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
Just signed my boyfriend up on a dating website so I could officially have a reason to leave him for my hot neighbor.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
who dressed up as a cop at your party???
idk I have to check. Why?
he gave me the best strip search of my life. FIND HIM.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I wouldn't be too worried. He's been known to chase a chubby before.
THAT IS NOT HOW YOU TALK TO YOUR SISTER
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
Do you think if i wear this shirt with my bengals boxers this kid will fall out of love with me a little bit because that's what I was going for.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
He jumped into a mall fountain. I don't think that warrants a lifetime ban or the disorderly persons charge, but whatever. Fuck you Pennsylvania.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
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