Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
no, he came in my armpit
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
i just noticed 4 flies in my red wine. i drank them.
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
Passing out drunk in my therapists lobby may not be the best way to confirm my "stability"
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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