billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And the cops told us we were all naked.
Just got a hand job during Charlie St.cloud I honestly never thought Id thank Zac Efron fir one of his movies but thank you
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Okay so my roommate deals some drugs so whenever he leaves we can hook up, be ready
I didn't know I was the on call booty call damn
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