Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
its not everyday you see batman on the ground with someone riverdancing on his face bourbon street never disappoints
I'll have a whole suitcase of emergency bacon with me obviously
If my life today were a movie the subtitle would be: Revenge of the Beer Shits
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
When we got into his bed, his damn parrot started making sex noises in the other room
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
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