thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Any questions about why there was a scuba tank chilling in the hot tub this morning?
bouncer thought i was tryin to get the license plate numbers of strippers to stalk them. I had to go show him where I threw up to get back in.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
Maybe snorting K off penises isn't healthy
I just realized I'm having shark week, during shark week.
How did I get home last night?
We put your keys on a lanyard that asked anyone that found you to bring you home. A nice man in a cape, green shorts and a mesh shirt dropped you off this morning.
Oh. Yeah. Riiiggghhht
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