you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
Heard you had a bad day. I have vodka, chocolate and my dick here ready to put a smile back on your face.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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