would you consider him our boss?
technically yes
then technically i slept with our boss
there was a trapeze. enough said
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Please remind me tomorrow that I ate a loaf of jimmy johns bread on the toilet 5 mins ago
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
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