I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Never get a handjob from a girl who gives deep tissue massages.
Everyone here knows my boyfriend as "Half Baked". Life, he's doing it right.
you haven't really lived until you are in a situation where your vagina is hanging out
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
Is "I am going to murder you if you keep sending me requests that I cannot fulfill" unprofesh?
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
walk of shame across osu's campus on game day. i can see all the spots i threw up last night. its like my personal yellow brick road.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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