I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
My day may involve a drug pinata. I LOVE MY LIFE.
he told me i could have the honorable privilege of being the second girl to have sex with him in his new apartment, what a gentleman.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
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