coulda been worse. everyone in the drunk tank got free mcdonalds breakfast
Can't wait to go see my drug dealers baby being born. He rolled all of the "it's a boy" cigars into blunts.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
And then my night got REAL pukey
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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