I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
im about as happy as oj after his trial
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
A piece of cheeseburger just fell between my tits. Consider this a "wish you were here" postcard.
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
Your grandma found me sleeping in my car this morning, and she wanted me to tell you she was going to church... Also, last night was amazing.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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