I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
I might scale it back and go as an investment banker. Which is the exact same costume as James Bond on LSD. I just introduce myself differently.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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