I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
she looked like the before picture.
I threw up into my coffee this morning.
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
How is there no taco emoji?! That's some bullshit.
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
Ya know what's the worst? Being drunk and wanting to show someone a picture of your goddaughter but not wanting to open the pictures on your phone because the first one is of someone's dick..
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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