nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
Who cheats on Christmas eve? It's just asking for Jesus to hate you
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
We are keeping it ultra classy drinking 40s and playing croquet with 90s rap blasting in the back ground
But I wanna cuddle and just put my hand awkwardly close to your penis area by accident and look at you
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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