Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(208): View more from Idaho

all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

You should come over. I am making a celebratory I got laid by a huge penis cake.

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(913): View more from Kansas

Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..

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(207): View more from Maine

She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "

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(519): View more from Ontario

someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"

(403): View more from Alberta, CA

I think you may want to look into that...

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(937): View more from Ohio

That's science, my friend. Boner science.

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(847): View more from Illinois

Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....

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(619): View more from California

He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."

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