I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
I might never shower again without beer.. I might also always drink naked
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
Text me when you wake up so I know you're ok. It's really worrisome to get home at this hour and find 3 men passed out in my room but no you. Love you, goodnight. :-)
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
I just woke up naked next to a GetGo sandwich and I can hear my cats are eating my combos. So that's my life.
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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