Did you go home with that guy without me?
Sorry boo - it's pouring and I found a boy with a car
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
so last night my mother drunkenly told me that maybe the reason why I want to be a vet was because I was conceived doggy style.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
I'm like, not good at living.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
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