i also saw a trio of peacocks walking along a sidewalk in hollywood today. i really hope im not tripping.
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I always have to poop after I paint my nails. It never fails.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
He ordered three small pizzas while I was giving him head.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I just want to dump glitter on my floor and roll in it like a cat in catnip.
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
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