You're completely useless in the revolution.
I just bought the big bottle of Patron. It looks small. What have I done with my life?
Succeeded.
She was so happy she found her sunglasses, that she blew me. Im now randomly hiding things of hers in hopes she'll find them and I'll get a repeat performance.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Can you explain to me how i got kicked out of a bar last night, from outside the bar?
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
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