her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
after everytime she pucked, she insisted on us all giving her high fives
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
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