they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
How are you and your magical vagina doing today?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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