so I have this game called 14 beers left. and we both have to drink 7 before we leave
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Just an FYI if we break up I'm going to sleep with your cousin or who ever my dealer is.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
They've taken all the lighthearted fun out of S&M.
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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