I just realized i haven't had sex in 2009. oh man thats embarrassing.
I was like, "um, that's my butthole."
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
So there I was.....spitting on my goldfish just to keep it alive.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I even got my dealer to make gluten free special cookies ;-)
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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