So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
His idea of a compliment is: 'you're cuter than your friend. If you both wanted a 3way I'd do it,but I'd pay more attention to you.'
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
At least now when I say "never again" the likelihood is that it won't actually happen again the next weekend...that my friend is called growth
Saying you need a hooker then asking me to have sex is NOT the way to get laid. Booty call 101.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
