You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I threw my shoes out of frustration and walked home barefoot... can you help me find my shoes in the morning
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The neighbors ahemed the WHOLE time. Their kids are the ones that scream loud enough for me to remember my birth control. It's payback!
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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