I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
I cnant read. Cheetos goen. Help. Grt Cheetos.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
You just kept telling everyone to call you MFT.. Mother Fucking Tornado.
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