You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
so we told my parents we were going trick or treating. got high as shit at some playground. and then bought our own candy so we looked legit when we got home.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
i seriously wanted to pee on her right then.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
No one likes wet exercise unless it's vigorous sex in the shower
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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