sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I see you felt the need to carve your name in my kitchen table. thanks
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
How much do souls cost? I feel like I need one if those.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Teach me the ways of your demonic sorcery.
It was like mission impossible.
but with sex.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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